Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Please don't be intimidated by my intellegence

Every once and awhile, I wonder what my IQ is and I immediately take to the internet to find out.  This happened to me a couple weeks ago, so I found a test online and took it quickly, and honestly, quite flippantly. 

In about 7 minutes, I had completed what I will defend as a very credible IQ test with a score of...

wait for it...143!

I knew that was good, but I didn't know how good, so my good buddy Google and I were off to solve another mystery.  Turns out, the threshold of entering "genius" standings is at 145.  Had I counted the number of rectangles a second time rather than getting annoyed and just guessing, I would have been there!

High on life, and apparently superior intelligence, I couldn't wait for Steve to get home so I could share the news. 

Now he wanted to take it.  Little did I know this would turn into a 1 hour, pen and paper exam.  I should have guessed it wasn't going to go great when on the very first question he says to me, "I just don't understand what the hot tub on the page means" and I had to answer, "babe, that's an ad..." 

I won't tell you his exact score.  It was respectable (although not accurate because I helped him with one), but we now know who really has the brains in the family. 

Good thing he's cute.